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twerkpeaks:

a screen cap redraw !!

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risespooky:

spookythief:

Red Vs. Blue? yeah I love that show. the way they just (clenches fist) blew all those reds.

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(via zyca)

bifacts:

Fact: bisexuals have the power to sarcastically vanish into thin air upon hearing someone deny their existence. Unconfirmed reports suggest that this power may also be shared by pansexuals and asexuals.

(via booflega)

maedhrys:

Ravenclaws that go through existential crises every other week because of things they’re reading though

  • like “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE POTIONS HOMEWORK? I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OTHER MEANS OF TORTURE ARE ACTUALLY MORE ETHICAL THAN THE CRUCIATUS AND IF NOT THEN WHY ARE THEY LEGAL”
  • or “I AM CALLING OFF QUIDDITCH PRACTICE TODAY BECAUSE I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT WHY QUIDDITCH IS DIVIDED BY HOUSES”
  • or “I CAN’T GO TO RUNES BECAUSE I AM TOO UPSET ABOUT WITCH HUNTS IN THE MIDDLE AGES; IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE JUST IMAGINE IT”
  • or “BUT WHY IS OUR CURRENCY SO ILLOGICAL CAN’T WE FIX IT”
  • or “HOW DOES MAGIC GET PASSED DOWN BUT THEN ALSO APPEAR AT RANDOM NOBODY CAN EXPLAIN IT IS IT IN OUR BODIES OR IN OUR MINDS OR WHAT” (just calm down and come to transfiguration okay) “I WILL NOT CALM DOWN AND I WILL NOT COME TO TRANSFIGURATION”
  • "IF YOU VANISH A THING AND CONJURE IT AGAIN IS IT THE SAME MATTER" "IS IT THE SAME ESSENCE" (it’s okay. just vanish the pincushion) "IT’S NOT OKAY"

(via glowsinthedark9)

cybermensch:

bogsaint:

in the new fairly oddparents movie

timmy turner dies

and becomes a fairy

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(via theshriekingfeels)

churboose:



akisawana asked: Caboose seeing snow for the first time?

Headcanon that Church made paper snowflakes for Caboose since it doesn’t snow on the moon or Blood Gulch and he always counts it as his first time seeing snow okay bye.

churboose:

windcalling:

we’re here, we’re queer, we’re kinda tired and don’t really want to go to class

(via zempoalxochitl)

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

(via glowsinthedark9)

mamodork:

spooky-sasuke:

Either make Naruto hokage or show Kakashi’s face we did not dedicate almost 700 chapters to not see at least one.

I’m not even in this fandom and I feel this text post hard

(via nunubunkie)

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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(via theshriekingfeels)